I am an elitist fuck (not to be taken literally, but figuratively, which still isn't very flattering). And I am unrepentant.

I have judgemental opinions of all types of people and subjects, most of which I keep to myself, but they're still there, practically screaming from within for release. I find it silly that homosexual males, typically, find it difficult to be readily masculine in their speech and comportment. I find it absurd that my roommate finds it so easy to criticise others for his own mistakes but as soon as someone even suggests that he might be in error, he turns especially evil. I find it offensive that people must claim to be respectful of other peoples' decisions/opinions and yet they will not hesitate to backstab them with such viciousness that it boggles the mind. I find it crazy that what passes for rock music these days involves a great deal more screaming than singing- much more so than it did twenty years ago (I find no redeeming quality in "goth-grunge"). I think that people are far more sexist than they'd like to admit. I don't believe that humanity is mature enough to be the way it thinks it is right now. I think a woman who dresses like a slut should think twice about being indignant for being treated like one. I believe that homeless people are, by and large, lazy and deserve neither help nor pity. I think every fast-food chain out there is overpriced. I think obesity is no one else's fault but the person who ends up fat. I think parents don't realize that they are their kids' first teachers and, as a result, end up teaching their kids the absolutely wrong things about how people should behave. I think arrogant kids should not be coddled and that it should be legal to swat one in the nose if he/she is found to be acting like a snot-nosed brat- anytime, anywhere. I think that hard narcotics should be legalized- let the junkies finish what they started and be done with the fuckwads once and for all. I think the TV is generally evil, the news is generally full of lies and that people don't use their brains half as much as they should. I believe that the world is, yes my dear, headed to hell in a handbasket. I believe that your beloved Jesus would be very unimpressed if He caught you yammering on your cell phone in your Ford Explorer, hogging up two gas pumps while a woman with three tired and noisy kids in her backseat is forced to wait until you hit the END CALL button. I think we're all too fucking self-centered (myself included). I think patience is best described as weathering yet another human being's notion of free will. I think the law, all laws, are inherently corrupt, even the simple ones, because they were created to benefit someone else. I think strings being attached to any decision is duplicitous. I think people need to learn how to stand in line. I think the possession- and flaunting- of riches is far more evil than the riches themselves and the solution is to get rid of the wealth, not the wealthy. I think an erect spine is more attractive than a slumped one- literally and figuratively. I believe that every nation under God holds the Creator at the same level of importance and consideration as pond scum and isn't really under God at all. I think people kill people- by making more guns, buying them, selling them, holding them, using them and exalting them. I think sports are empty of true passion and Christmas holds as much altruism as head lice.

And I'm only getting warmed up.

There are times when I think it's really, really good that I don't have a girlfriend. I could rant like this for hours and I wouldn't wish this kind of dumping on just one person. So please share- there's more than enough to go around.

Shitty week. Shitty month. Shitty year.

Bah humbug.