An earjob is not a literal thing, it is simply a word pulled over your eyes to hide the truth from you. An earjob is simply something that sounds good to you. The following are examples of what an earjob may be.
- Perfect Music suited to your own individual tastes.
- A description of a sexual act that you would enjoy.
- You may find someones voice which you love, and listening to that voice would be like them giving you an earjob.
What makes earjobs so great, is that they are personalised to your own tastes, so intead of saying "Fancy some great sex?" say "Fancy an earjob?". Simply softlink this node to whatever your own taste is.