My roommate yells at me to join a frat with her, I am a girl. She sais
exactly, join a frat so she can meet guys.
I go to a weird geek frat rush. I join one, it turns ot to be The Pit from the movie PCU.

We spend all day puting beef jerkies into people's suitcases.

I wake up a lot cause some freshmen on out floor got piss drunk (it's monday night!!!!!!!).

I go back to sleep, I am dressed like I used to in high school, ripped fishnets, orange hair. Someone gives me spare change, I bite them....