I knew that the day would come when I would finally break and end up posting an ill-conceived rant on E2.

Or about, rather.

I am well aware that all my radical ideas have occured before, what, with E2 being unfriendly to spinach tortellini and E2 killed my gerbil, and it's not fair* and other such nonsense...

In other words, dear noders, I don't particularly feel like poisoning your screens with the vileness of my vitriol, seeing as how it's been done before, but I can't keep my frustration inside, so I spent some time and thought long and hard about what I would say when the time came for me to say it.

Now, that time is here.

::begin rant::

... ... ...

::end rant::

May God have mercy on my soul.

I had originally planned on noding this under the title 'Everytime a node gets nuked, Haze kills a cute furry animal with big, sad eyes', but the editors got together and promised that they would drag me out back and beat me with lead pipes if I did.

*Or maybe it was a hamster. But it was cute and furry, and I'm reasonably certain Haze was responsible.

Yes, that was a joke, son. I love this place. :)