I'm running for mayor of a major Northern city.

My platform: The elimination of homelessness.

I built a large dormitory-type building. I gave away, for free, all the rooms in it. Opening day was grand. People lined up from all over, and we handed them keys personally and we filled up that building, one floor at a time. A bunch of people I knew were there, security to make sure things ran smoothly, and a purple dragoness I met in the dream before.

There was a huge Wal-Mart/Samaritan Center type store on the top floor for everyone's convenience. The very existence of the building and its upkeep created needs for jobs which we gave to those who didn't have any.

It was wonderful, but I was worrying about what would happen when something went wrong--foremost in my mind was the idea that someone would try to blow it up.

Rrr..