As seen on the 5:35 NJ Transit train from New York. Vandalism appears in Italics ad material appears in bold

BULL SHIT

IF YOU USE A COUNTERFEIT TICKET,
YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.
- AND BE TICKLED WITH A FEATHER.
SERIOUSLY, ALL THEY DO IS KICK YOU OFF THE TRAIN

NJT seems to be starting up a scaremongering Ad campaign of terror, with big fat posters warning you to keep in line and smile when a drunken conductor takes your ticket and comes back two minutes later demanding another. This leaves me asking: who wrote this and what stop did they get off at? Was this the work of some young vagrant or an English major? It's dry lazy humor like this that makes my day. Maybe the youth of today really do have a future. Fight the power. Thankyou