Yeah, this was the one with the crazy priest. You know, the one in the suit-jacket with the purple cape? Who said, "Stand back, boy! This calls for some divine intervention!" And then he does this flying leap and starts kung-fu fighting the zombies. While shouting "I kick arse for the lord!" And the organ music. Yeah, that one.

Readers note - the director, Peter Jackson, and the screenwriter, Stephen Sinclair, have put together another little New Zealand-made production which some of you may be familiar with: Lord of the Rings. So there may be some hope for it yet.


Paquita: "Your mother ate my dog!"

Lionel: "Not all of it."