"There's a reason splinters are difficult to remove. They are designed to be easier to put in. Leave them there!"
This was the title of a node I was creating, as I dug great, 1-inch-long splinters out of my skin. I was wishing I had my tweezers, which I had just been using a minute ago - although I can't remember for what.
For some reason I thought that this was the cleverest title for a node ever.