I am a 16 year old David Mitchell living in a smelly district within the heart of charver city, Nottingham, England. My main hobbies include attempting to find girls to have sex with, much that can be expected from my main occupation as a wheezing adolescent that is leaking pus and oil generated by my bollocks. Additionally, I can be found writing articles for my crappy website that makes no money, reading nodes on Everything2, playing video games, and administrating in general the fan-base (or lack thereof) on my website's forum.
Also, if you have heard of Urinatingtree, I essentially am the shadowman who has his plums in a vice unless he makes me money via ad revenue.
Did I mention I'm a kind individual?