The Wonders of Modern Technology.
A phrase which often passes the lips of the many liberated citizens of this modern age, in which we find happiness in slavery to the many machines and gadgets surrounding us, who's behaviour and psychoses are beyond our ken.
If something's wrong with Windows...reboot.
If you're the first person to use the shower, be prepared to wait five minutes for the water to warm up.
The dish washer will take 45 minutes to totally wash your dishes. The Clothes washer will take the same, and the dryer over an hour.
Your car is a foriegn nation, and only your enemy can find it's health for you...
A million wonderful, scintillating reasons for your inner child to run screaming into oblivion...