When read, like a
scroll,
Nethack reports:
"I explored the Dungeons of Doom,
but all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
The message is a little different if you're hallucinating:
"I explored the Dungeons of Doom,
and never did any laundry...."
or
"I explored the Dungeons of Doom,
and couldn't find my way out."
The devteam thinks of everything!
Nodeshell rescued.