When read, like a scroll, Nethack reports:
"I explored the Dungeons of Doom,
 but all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

The message is a little different if you're hallucinating:

"I explored the Dungeons of Doom,
 and never did any laundry...."

or

"I explored the Dungeons of Doom,
 and couldn't find my way out."

The devteam thinks of everything!

Nodeshell rescued.