Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I receive an instant message from my best friend:
Best Friend: Hey lets place a bet Bucs over the raiders
Micholaus: OK, Raiders it is
Best Friend: Ahahahahahahahaha....now will that be in installments or one lump sum?
Micholaus: I hate you.
Best Friend: OK, how about this: the Raiders score another touchdown, you get ten bucks?
Micholaus: You're on.
The Oakland Raiders have scored their first touchdown of the game.
AUTO RESPONSE FROM MICHOLAUS:
Lighting a cigar with a dollar bill since THE RAIDERS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN, BITCH!