I agree with bis, don't yield to pedestrians (unless they're in a crosswalk). Think about all the positive things that can come from hitting every pedestrian that you see who is not in a crosswalk!

First of all, if you hit illegal pedestrians, there will be less and less of them. This will not only keep you from having to slow down every time you see a pedestrian, it will also free up more time for police officers. Instead of writing tickets to illegal pedestrians, they will be able to go out and fight bigger and better crimes!

Hitting illegal pedestrians will also improve the traffic situation. If there are fewer people to slow down for, then there will be a steady speed for drivers when driving down the road. In other words, less pedestrians, means less slowing down, which allows a steady speed.

So, to sum up, not only would hitting pedestrians help bring an end to crime, it will also end traffic problems. This also goes for anyone on a bike, skates, or skateboarding. Hitting pedestrians is not only fun, but also beneficial.