I was in this run down building on the edge of my town. I go there quite a lot with friend
s just to chill etc. you can get a really good view of the sunset from there, it's lovely. I can't remember why i was there this time, i'm not sure i knew, but a girl approached me. She wasn't attractive - sorry i don't know why that's relevant i just feel it is! She offered me two things: an experience
and a drink
. She then went to say that one was contingent on the other so i decided what the hell
i'm young!!So i took the offered drink, it tasted like water
, and being slightly cautious decided to leave about an inch in the bottom (not to much to appear rude). She didn't seem offended but insisted that i should drink the rest for the experience to happen. After the drink i sat back and waited...nothing until suddenly, this bit is hard to log as no matter how i craft my lexis this will sound ridiculous, i turned into a squirrel
Somewhat surprised at this sudden transformation i was at first understandably a little perturbed but after a while i started to enjoy my new found ability and best of all i had preserved the ability to communicate with the Homo Sapien species, wonderful i thought. I realised i didn't fit in in my usual surroundings and decided to scamper off to the woods to find some furrier company. I then married a furry fitty and was set up to live a long successful life as a squirrel when i woke up.
Just hoping i turn into a squirrel and escape to a surreal life everynight, it was nice!