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Wed Jun 29 2005 at 23:22:20 (12.5 years ago )
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Sun Nov 6 2005 at 19:38:27 (12.1 years ago )
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Card games(Mainly Strip Go Fish and Strip Poker), sarcasm, and knowing usless information.
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JOKES

I tried to walk in to Target but I missed... I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. By: Mitch Hedberg

I had a bag of Fritos. They were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. "Better flip that Frito, Dad. You know how I like mine." By: Mitch Hedberg

On a traffic light green means go, yellow means yield and red means stop but on a banana its just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at ... By: Mitch Hedberg

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? By: Chris Rock

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. By: Steven Wright