Return to castration (thing)

[It sounds a lot better on paper.]

Pros: A mind clear of [sexual desires] and ready to focus on messages from the [Level Above Human], a great singing voice, greatly reduces pain that results from any [groin] trauma, improves [resumé] if you applying for a security job at a [harem].

Cons: I honestly didn't think there were any until I arrived in the [Kingdom of Heaven]. Turns out that most people here just engage in [sexual intercourse] all day. Luckily, I have [foosball] to keep me occupied, but I keep getting the feeling I'm [missing out] on something cool.