Milkman Dan
moonlights as
McMoo the anti-drug cow, an
icon for all young children to
aspire to. McMoo
dons a
cow costume,
resplendent with
horns, black
splotches, and
teats. Usually the teats have
reservoirs filled with
decidedly un-milklike
substances.
Milkman Dan: You know, Karen, part of my job as "McMoo the anti-drug cow" is to make sure kids eat right and drink lots of milk. How'd you like a refill on that refreshing glass of cold milk?
Karen: Okay... I guess so.
(dark liquid squirting from Milkman Dan's teats)
Karen: OWW!! That's hot coffee!
Milkman Dan: Coffee? Hmmh... I could swear I filled those reservoirs up with urine earlier.
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