Cliff Yablonski is an angst-ridden old man who lives in Appleton, a city in some state which is probably down south in the US of A. He hates everybody and everything except for Law and Order. From what I've gathered, he has archives of pictures of people from his neighborhood (be they white trash, "goths", or ravers) on his website, along with interesting little captions for each expressing his extreme distaste for them. The website kind of makes you wonder how someone could hate so much. But then again, viewing the site leads to an easy deduction.

Oh yes, the URL... it's "". If it's got a mullet, a Pabst, or multicolored hair, it'll be denigrated there.

He's really lowtax, of course.