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)
by
Lunarloki
Sat Jul 07 2001 at 18:12:11
DANGER
!
A
dangerous
toy
. This toy is being made for the
extreme
priority the
good
looks. The little part which
suffocates
when the
sharp
part which gets
hurt
is
swallowed
is contained
generously
. Only the
person
who can take
responsibility
by itself is to
play
.
This is a
superb
example of
Engrish
in action. On this sign, above the words, it depicts four little cartoons. A metallic
cone
slathered with
blood
and a drop of
blood
falling from it, a small
knife
with
blood
on it, and a
buzzsaw
blade
spattered with
blood
, and a big
skull and crossbones
.
Better to be safe than sorry
, I suppose. I just can't help wondering exactly
what sort of toy
this is and how it suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed. I would really like to see it, but probably only contained behind
bulletproof glass
.
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Warning: This Is Not A Step
Caution: Contains Functional Sharp Point
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