The dumbest customer of the day award goes to . . .
I pick up the phone.
"Hey, uh, this is Jim Kerflucktahbooey. I picked up my prescription
earlier but the bag says it's somebody else's."
"What name is on the bag?"
"We have no other customers with that name."
"But it says I live at 742 Evergreen Terrace
. I live at 13 Spooner Street
. You've got the wrong
"Where do you work?"
"At the widget
"Okay. That's the insurance
we ran it through. What's your Social Security Number
"That's what we have on file. Did you used to live in Springfield?"
"At 742 Evergreen Terrace?"
. . . Umm. Merry Christmas. Bye."
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
[Names and locations have been changed to protect the extremely stupid. The Social Security Number I gave out above is J. Edgar Hoover's. ]