IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
SHAKE YER FUNKY BUTT
IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
SHAKE YOUR FUNKY BUTT! 

PUT SOME LIQUOR IN YOUR CUP! 
EAT A PIECE OF CHINESE DUCK

IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 
SHAKE YER FUNKY BUTT!
IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
SHAKE YOUR FUNKY BUTT! 

WATCH SOME DICKENS ON TEEVEE!
HAVE ANOTHER CUP OR THREE!

IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 
SHAKE YER FUNKY BUTT!
IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
SHAKE YOUR FUNKY BUTT! 

THROW SOME TINSEL AT THE TREE!
TIP YOUR CUP AND SHRIEK WITH GLEE

IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 
SHAKE YER FUNKY BUTT!
IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
SHAKE YOUR FUNKY BUTT! 

JUMP WITH JOY AS FRIENDS ARRIVE!
JUST DON'T TRY TO BLOG OR DRIVE!

IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 
SHAKE YER FUNKY BUTT!
IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
SHAKE YOUR FUNKY BUTT!