Waking up to the sound of a British
harrier flying at low altitude over the barracs
, I realized this day would suck...
Checking what time
it was, I got out of bed and discovered that the mess
had closed 10 minutes earlier. Spending half the day without any food
in my body, I sat down in front of the TV, trying to fry my own brain with all the crappy music they broadcast on MTV
After two hours of this, and five Britney Spears flix
and three Spice Girls
flix, I was more tempted to blow my brains out with my AG3, but didn't...
Headed for the library in camp, and sat down to share my despair with noders on E2
After logging on, I discovered that some bunghole had given my node about The only pickup-line you'll ever need
bad rep, wrote this node, logged of and went back to my room to sleep again...