Mantra for assholes and cynics everywhere. It is through this simple statement that entire lifestyles are based.

The basic concepts surrounding You Suck, I Rule are this:
1. You (that is anyone who is not me) do, in fact, suck.
2. I (that is me, and only me) Rule

If you cannot deal with these simple concepts then that's your own problem and not mine.

It is common practice to recite this mantra any time someone who is not me does anything which annoys, angers or irks me.
If you do not like this write-up please see number 1 of the mantra concepts.