's answer to the Christian
"What would Jesus Do?
." This particular line of thinking invokes the fire-and-brimstone god we know and love
from the Old Testament. Plauges, floods and fire abound as you enact revenge
on those who wronged you
Someone cuts you off in traffic, well locusts are the perfect answer, and the look on his face after the buzzing of thousands of insect
s fill his ears for nights on end will serve as a reminder off who really
owns the road
giving your raise to the secretary who is "servicing" him during the lunch hour? Why not kill his first born son? Worked on the Pharoh of Egyp
t, now it can work for you to!
Noisy neighbor keeping you up at night? Well we reccomend everyone's favorite plauge, frogs!
Yes fill his bed with those slippery creatures or rig a bucket of them to fall on his head as he enters his front door to get that true "biblical" feel.
corporation monopolizing the technology
industry, well why not "go sodom and gomorrah on their asses" with a rain of good ol' fashioned fire
and brimstone. Wake them up with the smell of sulfer and watch gleefully as their wives turn into pillars of salt
Yes the all-mighty never took any crap and neither should you!
So, just ask yourself... What Would God Do?