Software which wears an eye-patch, when installed it causes the phrase, "Arg, matey!!!" to play from your speakers at inexplicible times. After a while a parrot may fly in and perch on the corner of your monitor and shout things like "walk the plank" and "man overboard". One must be carefult when dealing with Pirate Software as it is ill-tempered stuff, prone to go on rum-binges, after-which all disks will be forcibly ejected from their drives.

The best way to rid yourself of the software is to shoot your computer with a large cannon, and then lock it in a chest and throw it into the ocean.

I think the creator of this node is refering to Pirated Software

Ack! this write-up got moved! or the node name changed. Originally this write-up was under Pirate Software.