Fantastic weapons of cubicle terror, my favorite being the nerf "wildfire". This devastating piece of machinery is capable of unloading 20 nerf micro-darts in under five seconds upon an unsuspecting co-worker, if you can pump it up enough, far from auditory range of your prey they will never see it coming until the rain of red death is upon them, with the odd one sticking to their eyeglasses or computer monitors. Although it takes forever to reload, so it's a good idea to keep the double-barreled "split-shot" near to you in case you have to make a hasty retreat.