In the days of old, even the stereotypical computer geeks had to stir from their sanctum sanctorum
when they felt the familiar pangs of hunger, if only to go to the phone and order takeout. Even the people pulled in by the merciless grasp of Everquest
have to get out of the chair to eat sometimes, right?
Not any more
Thanks to the /pizza
addicts can now order pizza straight from in game! By typing in the command, a browser for the Pizza Hut
online ordering system would be launched, allowing the quester to instantly order any cheesy treat he desires, therefore removing the need for any sort of exercise! Isn't that a great use of modern technology?
Yes, I know that the lure of MMORPGs
is a strong one, having been there myself, but is it really that much trouble to go downstairs, and maybe make a sandwich or have some fruit or something? You know, to avoid turning into replicas of the comic book guy
from The Simpsons
Tell you what, next time you're down in the caves, fighting off hordes of orcs
, and you feel like some junk food, finish off your battle, log out, and actually walk to the takeout place, and get some fresh air, maybe even air out that ass-groove
on your chair for a bit.
Gah, kids today
Link to the website : http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/