user since
Sun May 31 2009 at 12:52:51 (15.8 years ago )
last seen
Thu Oct 8 2009 at 13:30:43 (15.5 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 0
mission drive within everything
Drinking
specialties
Drinking
school/company
The Pub
motto
Veni Vidi Bibi
Send private message to London Booze Monkey

The London Booze Monkeys are an elite group of simian alcoholics framed for a crime they didn't commit and escaped into the London Underground. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire them, provided that problem is having too much alcohol.