Why did the chicken cross the road?
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was a historical inevitability.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in
front of your face?
The chicken was going to the "other side."
"they" call it
the "other side."
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.
And, if you eat
will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
chicken should not be free to cross the road.
It's as plain and simple as
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the
president of the
United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials
American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest
to cover up.
As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the
president's ongoing and
elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law.
staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he
with our investigation.
Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to
reach the other
side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up
have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has
information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be
in an effort to
discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to
ruffle his feathers.)
Captain James T. Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
Could you define chicken please?
The road, you will see, represents the black man.
crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
I missed one?