I've seen those and more of that ilk going through the eMail rounds, but lately I've been finding the actual church bulletins much more amusing, you know those handy tidbits of information that you find on the signs outside of churchs, spelled out with those letters that they use ioutside of supermarkets to inform of the latest bargain. The information that they hand out is so corny, trite, and religiously inclined that most atheists can't help but to start chuckling as they walk past. Some of my favourites I've seen include the following:

  • The secret to coping, is hoping in god.
  • If money talk$, what says your$
  • If you play with sin you're going to get burned
  • Warning: Exposure to the son may prevent burning
I'll add more as the churches in my area change their signs.