Why I am an English Major
- Talking about language and writing makes me gleeful.
- Without a creative outlet, I become homicidal.
- Intelligent, well-read men make me swoon.
- It's the only major that encourages you to be a hermit.
- I can discuss literary analysis for days.
- Math is as dry as ashes in a Nevada crematorium.
- The craft of a true literary master is as intricate and stunning as a Van Gogh.
- Have you ever read Paradise Lost?