They Found Their Bodies
And they found their bodies the very next day
They found their bodies the very next day...

Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
And you're all invited to bite me!

Double Jointed Boy
He was a double, double, double-jointed boy...

Crusty Old Man
...And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas

My Sticky Shoe
My sticky shoe
My sticky, sticky shoe
Why you stick on me, ba-a-bay?

Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading.
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.

Tony Tarzan
Little Tony Tarzan
Swinging on an nose hair.
Swinging with the greatest of ease...