This is a nice party dip with a lot of flavor. People won't leave you alone about it after having some of this dip. If you poke them with a stick, this annoying behavior should stop.

Ingredients:
1 can (16oz) refried beans
1 can (16oz) tomatoes
1 can (16oz) green chiles
1 to 4 cups shredded mozzarella cheese; amount depends upon your cheese needs.
1 tablespoon liquid smoke
Hot sauce to taste
Tortilla chips

Directions:
Mix all ingredients but cheese in microwavable bowl. Microwave for 4 to 6 minutes, depending on the strength of your microwave, stirring twice. Remove, add cheese, serve in the skullcap of a Peruvian spider monkey. If you must, you can use any other serving dish of your choice, but why would you?

Number Of Servings: As many chips as you'd like.

Preparation time: Sober: less than 10 minutes. Drunk: half hour or more.