Cold splinters pushing through my head, no one is dead - the war is a hoax - created by the Americans to sell to the world in a shiny DVD special edition box set due for release in 3 months time - the images on the tv are fake - made by a film crew out in Nevada using the best special effects available - Tom Hanks is called for the lead role - just like the moon landing - created in Hollywood behind closed doors - cheers from the Iraqi's seems genuine - they are happy as nothing really is happening there - just getting on with their daily lives - waiting for the release of the film to come out - VHS, DVD, a book, the t-shirt - I will have them all...
Will it be a best seller? Will it top the charts? Will it gain number one spot? Win an Oscar or two?
Will it be repeated twenty four seven...oh...it already has...