Note to the general noding public:

Don't shop at Target alone while wearing a red t-shirt. On the same note, don't shop at Wal-Mart alone while wearing a blue shirt.

I've done each of these at least once without realizing it until someone came up and asked me where to find XYZ shampoo or "the CD by that one band that they play on MTV all the time, my daughter really loves them..."

Now that I think about it, I've also inadvertently worn a blue (hey, blue's a cool color, what can I say?) polo shirt to Best Buy, and the same thing happened there.

The scariest thing is that almost
every time, I could answer these people's
questions without hesitation. The rest
of the time? Sorry, I don't work here.