Man-Chili (thing)

A fresh, innovative, and inexpensive dish created by the development team at EducAide Software Inc. during the summer of 2000. The creators of this dish aimed for a bold and satisfying taste that would put the flames of Hell in your mouth, leave your intestinal tract inflammed, and keep you constipated for weeks on end. Maintaining simplicity and ease of preparation was also a primary goal.

Ingredients:

• 2-cans of Hormel "No-Beans" Chili.
• 2-cans of beef chunks in gravy.
• Parmesan cheese.
• Some shredded cheese. (Any flavor).
• Hot sauce. (Tabasco, Crystal, Tapatio, packets of Taco Bell "Fire" sauce, whatever works for you).
• Crushed red peppers.

Directions:

• Mix everything into a large bowl.
• Microwave the bowl and its contents until the stuff is bubblin' hot and the cheese has liquified.
• Get three spoons and two of your best friends.
• Dig in.
• Repeat as desired.

Yes, this is a real dish and it is regularly consumed by the EducAide development team. Give it a try.