I've accomplished something that should've been done last year -- interview one of the actors in the college theatre department. A graduate student in Brooklyn College is studying for a two-year Masters of Fine Arts (MFA) degree, and he's doing a play by George Bernard Shaw called You Never Can Tell. I saw the guy last year, he should have been interviewed because of his work. By interviewing him, I can get a free ticket to see tonight's show, give good publicity for the theatre department, and I can flex my self-taught theatre journalism muscles if I have any.