Anne Widdecombe otherwise known as the Badly Drawn Bigot of British politics. Reasonably fascinating to watch in action. Frightening though it is, she's a brilliant speaker, albeit rather fascist. Most of Widdecombe's rants appear to stem from her ardent Catholisism. Major refusal to accept lifestyles, soft drugs or anything other than worshipping Christ and the Conservative Party.

Despite rumours that she was 'a bit of a looker' in her university days, Widdecombe has been nicknamed Doris Karloff due to her frightening mug.

Had the piss taken out of her mercilessly in a Victoria Wood Christmas special last year whereby she was described as Biddecombe

She's also a complete cunt.