user since
Mon Jul 12 2004 at 14:41:07 (14.4 years ago )
last seen
Thu Aug 19 2004 at 20:41:18 (14.3 years ago )
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level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 24
specialties
computers, binge drinking, drug abuse, driving too fast, sleeping too much
school/company
Alfred University
motto
i like her lying naked in my bed
most recent writeup
graffiti party
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