I once gave thefez a vaporware laser beam to put on his head so that he could have a warm, cooked meal (and also to cheer him up, since he was being an ill-tempered seabass in the Cheddarbox). He seemed reasonably pleased with this gift, and started calling himself laserbeamheadfez, which I must admit has a certain rhythm to it, and sounds remarkably like an Underworld album title.