A parody of David Bowie's excellent song I'm Afraid of Americans. No copyright challenge is implied to either David Bowie or White Wolf Game Studios. Parodized by yours truly.

johnny's in america, technocracy's at the wheel
no-one needs anyone, they don't even just pretend
johnny's in america

i'm afraid of malkavians
i'm afraid of the wyrm
i'm afraid i can't help it
i'm afraid i can't
johnny's in america

johnny wants a boon, johnny wants to suck on a bloke
johnny wants a woman, johnny wants to think of a joke
johnny's in america

i'm afraid of malkavians
i'm afraid of the wyrm
i'm afraid i can't help it
i'm afraid i can't
johnny's in america

johnny's in america, johnny looks up at the red star
johnny cuts his dreads and johnny wants princeship and cars
johnny's in america

i'm afraid of malkavians
i'm afraid of the wyrm
i'm afraid i can't help it
i'm afraid i can't
johnny's in america

god is a malkavian