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Sat Oct 16 1999 at 05:15:54 (22.6 years ago )
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I am the Loch Ness Monster. I live unobserved in the depths of the loch. The Scottish locals call me Kelpie.

Giraffes? Yes.

Elephants? Yes. Wallaroos? No.
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