It is a lot less dangerous to
masturbate on the couch
You can take your clothes off as soon as you walk in the door and remain naked until you have to leave again
There are no more
poems written about me masturbating too loudly
No one tells me it’s my turn to do the dishes
No fights about the
silly messages on the answering machine
I don’t have to watch
Xena Princess Warrior if I don’t want to