Also referred to as Slumber Cottage by its many students, it is easily one of the most boring and spiritless post secondary schools in the province of Ontario. The north campus building itself seems as if it were designed by the creators of Voltron, or perhaps a tornado caused several buildings to fall out of the sky and become merged into one. These buildings are not given names, but labelled with letters in a random pattern to deter anyone from actually finding their class on time. Very popular school amongst ESL students, and middle age parents who are unhappy with the career choices they made earlier in life.

The campus is home to a student residence known as Humber Res (the ingenuity abounds!)