"I love you."
I know you do.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of ...
"You know that I knew I'd end up here the day I met you?"
... to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony ..."
Yes. I remember it vividly, but shh, this is important.
... holy union that represents these people being joined, as one, in the eyes of the law and The Lord. Marriage is a journey ...
"I thought you were so cute, trying to dance to impress me...
I was actually JUST dancing. I wasn't putting on an act or trying to pull a move.
... and with the people gathered here we observe ...
"Oh! Well, it was adorable. You used to be so... respectable then. Your chinos, your polo shirts.
You weaned me off those.
"Yeah, now you're a jeans-and-t-shirt man. And I love you."
... now, or forever hold their thoughts and actions. No one? Not even the happy couple?
*giggles from congregation*
We shall now read from the scriptures, the Book of ...
"Great, a comedian. Just what I want on my wedding day."
Yeah. We've come a long way, you and I.
"Yeah. You used to be in that crappy job, I was worried about your finances, your weight, your fashion sense, your HAIRCUT..."
Thanks. Thanks for reminding me. I was young. Well, younger, anyway.
"But we made it. Through the fights, the mistakes. The happy times. And here we are."
Repeat after me, if you're not too busy...
... take thee, ...
The happy couple
. The promise of future
A Quest in Honor of Jessica Pierce
2006-08-08@18:42 Jack says re so far: Not that this isn't a fun writeup, but I think the thing jaypea was trying to replace was a review of the Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young album by this name. :)