Those whose
employment is based on asking simple questions, ripping open
baggage and catching evil
smugglers. In some parts of the world, border guards will
shoot if you look at them funny, while others wait for a
payoff before letting you through smoothly.
In
Canada, it always seems that
American border guards have a lot more up their arses than the
Canadian ones on the way back home. Having all your
personal belongings stripped open and laid out in a huge pile is embarrassing, especially when you have nothing of
contraband with a valid
passport.
Just be glad that you don't have your
car torn open and left that way because the border guards have no legal reason to put things back the way they found them.. even if you're
innocent of any wrongdoing.