user since
Mon May 23 2005 at 18:33:58 (12.6 years ago )
last seen
Wed Jul 20 2005 at 20:37:21 (12.4 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / -1
mission drive within everything
Revolution and/or baggin' Art Babes
specialties
rock walls, graphics, killing time, getting dis'd by Art Babes
school/company
HydoLythik VLLC
motto
"No way, dude! I'm Iron Man!"
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Too old for your daughter, too young to die. Too fast for love, too slow to hire. Just about perfect for taking up space and eating all your food. I'm well suited for life in Amerikkka during this most delightfully decadent Yuga; i look good covered in lies and blood. I look damn good, actually, although i think perhaps it's time to kiss the goatee a fond farewell. Grad school is long past a never-was, and life has taken me to a place i never thought i'd remain in for life-right where i've always been.
Rewind.
All is united in cognate perfecta and elucidated most eloquantly by the bard Meatwad:
"oh man, I'm so dumb as Hell...I'll never get hired in today's fast-paced job market. I might as well just go up to my room and wait for my body to die."
Jai Ma Jai, Sri Aqua Teen.

As a special note to sapien writers, i proffer this link: http://www.dangpow.com/~bathomet/
Your 15 minutes are up, losers, and all you've got to show for it is "Repent, Harlequine!" Sad.