When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain (idea) by K9

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says different is selling something."

You have two choices in this life.

Conform to the hideous victim culture that pervades our society and spend your life whining.
Grow the fuck up and enjoy the good parts.

I'll leave you to guess the preferred option. Yeah, shit happens. The best thing to do is let it go because it's a normal part of life. And until you can see that, you can't enjoy yourself and revel in the sheer black humour of it all.

Get over it and move on.

End of a relationship haiku	I can smell the contempt on your breath	Self-pity	I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
I waited under your streetlight like a hoodlum; like a moth	Amhrán na bhFiann	After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes	The Finest Liar in the World
doomed lovers	Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm	What can I get for you? What do you need?	The less you know, the more money you make
Work out	The Mighty Boosh	When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun	Federal Bureau of Investigation
Tamworth	Deus Ex	computational chemistry	Sturgeon's Law
March 3, 2012