*Hitler(AoE) has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*Patton has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler(AoE): cool, i start with panzer tanks!
Patton: lol more like panzy tanks
T0J0: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler(AoE); sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler(AoE): lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
Patton: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: Eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
Patton: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler(AoE): ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0J0: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler(AoE): wtf
Hitler(AoE): america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler(AoE): thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler(AoE): tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler(AoE): fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler(AoE): i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler(AoE): im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
Patton: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj Patton
Patton: thnx
Hitler(AoE): Eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler(AoE): quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny-tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
Patton: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
Hitler(AoE): u guys are fockin gay
Hitler(AoE): ur never getting in my city
*Hitler(AoE) has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler(AoE): i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler(AoE) has left the game*
Patton: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny-tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
Patton: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
Patton: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
Patton: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler(AoE): wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*Truman has joined the game.*
Truman: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
Truman: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
Truman: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
Truman: l8r all
benny-tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
Truman: shut up commie lol
*Truman has left the game.*
benny-tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny-tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
Patton: lol no1 is left
Patton: weeeee i got a jeep
*Patton has been eliminated.*
Patton: o ****!
*Patton has left the game.*

(Cut and paste from email, because otherwise it'll die in a month or so. And as all online gamers will know, it's accurate.)