For some reason I'm on the set of a television show hosted by Mary-Kate Olson.

Me:        So when's the next episode.
Mary-Kate: Umm, November 16. Until then we'll be showing
Me:        Cool.
Mary-Kate: (Under her breath) That way no one will notice
           that I'm pulling this show straight outta my
Me:        Whoa! Mary-Kate of TV's Mary-Kate and Ashley
           Olson just said "ass"!
Mary-Kate: (Laughing) Shut up.

Don't ask me what this means...